meet the derps

blazed and amazed.

stop. drop. and derp.

a worker bee. not working today.

derp. uh huh, you know what it is. black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

was a good egg. key word: was.

derpy derp sat on a wall. derpy derp had a great fall.

loves me. loves me not. loves...

fresh as a daisy.

potato by birth. fry by choice.

small fry, big derp.

emotional support tool.

stop. hammer time. de-derp, de-de-derp-derp. u can't derp this.

pulp included.

orange you glad i didn't say derp?

the light's on. nobody's home.

derp so hard, derps wanna find me. first derps gotta find me. what's $69 to a derp like me? somebody please remind me.

kind of a big dill.

i'm pickle derp!

from the derp to the derp, the derp, derp, derp, derp, derp.

another derp in the wall.

slippery when derp.

high and dry? no. low and wet.

take me with a grain of salt.

shut the derp up.

i'm the reason there are napkins.

it's gettin derp in herre. so take off your... no wait. keep the hoodie on. derp.

knows a guy who knows a guy.

i'm slim derpy, yes i'm the real derpy. all you other derps are just derpitating.

was a tallboy. now a shortboy.

smash or pass? smash.

rockin' and rollin'.

taken for granite.

memory of a goldfish.

tanks for nothing.

pickup's thursday. party's tonight.

talking trash.

not falling. just windy.

three sheets to the wind.

why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

do fish get thirsty? is a hot dog a sandwich?