DERPY is midweight ash-grey hoodies with derps on the chest. Buzzed the bee. Tanked the goldfish. Pickled the pickle. Hammered the hammer. Each one is a different flavor of derp.
New derps drop when we make them. Grab the one that's most you.
Midweight, soft, brushed inside, relaxed boxy fit. The kind of hoodie that ends up on the chair in your room and never goes back in the drawer.
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That's it. That's every derp. That's the whole pitch.
— DERPY