DERPY is heavyweight ash-grey hoodies with a whole crew of dumb little characters printed on the chest. Buzzed the bee. Tanked the goldfish. Pickled the pickle. Hammered the hammer. Each one is a different flavor of derp. We name them. We print them one at a time. We send them to you.
We don't sit on a warehouse full of inventory. You pick the derp that's most you, we print the hoodie, we ship it. Less waste, more weird.
Every hoodie is made to order in California by Apliiq on Independent Trading Co. IND280SL Avenue Pullovers — heavyweight, soft, true to size.
New derps drop when we draw them. Get told when they do — sign up at the bottom of any page.
That's it. That's the whole crew. That's the whole pitch.
— DERPY