Every DERPY hoodie is printed by Apliiq in California after you place your order. That means it's made just for you, which has two consequences:
How long does it take?
Production: 5–10 business days at the printer.
Shipping: 2–5 business days once it leaves.
Total: about 1–2 weeks from order to your door. Yes, longer than a stocked tee. No, we're not stocking 200 hoodies in a closet.
Where does it ship from?
California. Apliiq prints and ships everything we sell.
Where do you ship to?
Right now, the United States. International is coming.
How much is shipping?
Standard rates calculated at checkout based on your address.
Why no returns or exchanges?
Because every hoodie is printed when you order it, we can't restock or resell it. That's the trade-off for low-waste, on-demand production. Final sale. Please use the size chart on each product page and pick carefully.
What if mine arrives damaged or wrong?
That's on us. Email us within 7 days of receiving your order with a photo and we'll send a replacement.