Hammered

$69

swing first. ask never.

stop. derp time. u can't touch this derp.

how derpy
  • Printed when you order
  • About 2 weeks to your door
  • Final sale — pick your size carefully
Size chart
SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2831

heavy. soft. true to size. picks up dirt like a champ.

Shipping & final sale

Your hoodie is printed one at a time after you order. Production is 5–10 business days, then 2–5 days to ship. Total: about 1–2 weeks before it's on your back.

Because every hoodie is made just for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges. Use the size chart above and pick carefully.

If something arrives damaged or wrong, email us within 7 days and we'll make it right.